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Boethius Bedpan
He hung the yellow ribbon that he won,
Same color as my piss when drank ice tea,
Same color as that star that shines: the sun
That shines on Hofstra University.
I sniff my fingers cuz they smell like dick,
And he the same to have a joke at my
Desire to sense it all until I’m sick;
Hopes to own ribbon gold at proper time.
And fuck that pagan statesman who once wrote
That he would be forgot because he ain’t.
Jim Justice has a ribbon round his throat,
Cuz he made dead ferns pull all of the weight.
So “laptop! laptop!” what’s produced my head
When shitter’s what I meant——now stripped the bed.